Or, by its normal name, whooping cough. Yep, my campus has it. Lookee.
I caught a "cold" a week ago… nothing major, just a runny nose, sneezing, sore throat, mild fever. Turns out that those happen to be the same symptoms of whooping cough.
So, Part II, just as I promised! Our hero returns to his place of higher education just in time to catch the epidemic! The evil cough laughed insidiously, "whoop whoop whoop." It had its foe in its evil snare!
Will the hero survive? Will he overcome!? Tune in next time for either: The Enigmatic Epidemic, or Whooping the Cough!
Okay, I’ve got a headache. Bedtime…